Help restore one of California’s most endangered species while supporting California’s water supplies in a time of drought.
The Federal government is beginning a program for the unemployed to retrain as much-needed Delta Smelt. Following a two-day course, candidates will learn to:
- Seek out turbid waters
- Spawn in sand at secret locations
- Surf the tides
- Make themselves present for counting in mid-water trawls
Major California water projects and water users are preparing to hire successful graduates for 1-2 year non-renewable contracts. Minimum qualifications:
- Must be shorter than three inches
- Swim poorly
- Smell slightly of cucumber
- Be translucent
Occupational risks include:
- Consumption by bass
- Entrainment by pumps
- Getting lost in Delta channels
- Relocation to Southern California
As an endangered species, actual employment conditions will likely comply with State social distancing requirements.
For information, please contact: cygnusjobs-4-u.net
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